bowlingalleylawyer:

theverbald:

bowlingalleylawyer:

clarityunfiltered:

bowlingalleylawyer:

(this is how bored and obsessed I have become)

We know his name is C. Ryan. He works out at lunch every day. He drives a new Mercedes (the 2 door, way expensive kind). He has New Jersey tags. He’s a big beefy dude.

I can’t even begin to pick a job for him… or how he ended up in Wilmington, NC from Jersey….

Maybe he was in the mob in Jersey, and he’s on the run.

yesss! that’s why he’s very side-eye.
He’s running the new chic pasta joint that just opened up downtown as a cover….

he’s working for a consulting company, probs. and he’s going to go for his MBA in a year, so when given the opportunity to work on the beach he said “fo sho!” (literally). but he’s brilliant and sensitive, so that shatters all stereotypes.

but back to the stereotype… he tans! HA! that’s how I found out his name (we have to sign in for the tanning booths and he signed in right before me). BUT- no highlights. His hair is almost high and tight- like military. Ooooo… more intrigue!

he’s a spy! and the guy at your gym who stares at himself in the mirror while doing his curls and experiments with strange new squat-thrust positions is the main assassin for a nuclear arms dealer (based in Wilmington, NC for tax reasons) and Gym Crush is doing recon.