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Somewhere Outside of Redding, Ca
  • Me:

    I need a nearby place for dinner.

  • Hotel clerk:

    Sure! What sort of place were you looking for?

  • Me:

    Well, it needs to serve booze. . .

  • Clerk:

    . . .

  • Me:

    That's it. That's the whole list.

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